No one told me…

From before I can even remember I thought you had to grow up and buy a house.  This is particularly ironic because we lived in an apartment until my mom died and I went to live with my grandparents.  I was 14.  I needed to own a house someday.

So, I grew up, moved 1000 miles away from everyone and was doing really well living in an apartment.  If the AC went out, they fixed it.  If the toilet ran, they fixed it.  When the AC drain backed up again, they still fixed it.  Garbage disposal backed up, the nice gentleman came and fussed at me for putting potato peelings in it, but he fixed it.  For free.  But I was an adult so I bought a condo.  I had heard about being “house poor” and was willing to go through that for four or five years.  That was eight years ago but who is counting?

This morning as I left to take the cats to an overdue vet check-up, the city water person was digging out the main cut off.  “That’s odd, ” I thought but kept going.  Oh yes, backing up momentarily.  A year ago the couple across from me had a son and a daughter approximately 4 years old and six.   The main water cut off is out by the road in a metal box 8 to 12 inches below the yard.  It has a lid, but the grounds people hit it with the mower frequently so it is never where it is supposed to be.  The kids filled the hole with dirt one day.  It wasn’t my yard so, live and let live.

Where was I?  The county guy was getting to the cut offs.  I know I paid my bill, and the one nice thing is they actually still knock on your door and try to get you to pay before they turn off the water here.  It is amazing what you find out spending as much time sitting on my balcony as I do.  Evictions happen early Sunday morning if you were wondering.   This is a mixture of owners and renters.  The neighbors have barely lived there a month, so I assumed this was some routine, overdue maintenance.

So, I take the cats to the vet.  Bring them home.  Decompress from being overly nervous cat-mommy and head upstairs.  The carpet is wet.  Great – I guess I forgot to empty the steam cleaner yesterday.  I turn it on.  Bubbles, bubbles, warm bubbly water.  Now I am really confused.  You see where this is going, I didn’t at the time.   I go to the bathroom to empty the waste bin on the steam cleaner.  Puddle.  Under the clothes basket with the CLEAN clothes in it.  Panic.  Did I pull a hose lose when I got the cat carriers out this morning?  I store them next to the washer.  I am not good in a crisis.  Even one as minor as this.  I did laundry last two days ago and this is warm water.  Mop, mop, mop.  Move washer and dryer to see the hoses.  No leaks that I can see.  Wait, brain is working.  I go knock on the neighbors door.  Ring the bell.  Hear them inside.  Repeat.  Ah, avoiding me, very mature.  Did I mention the condos are mirror images of each other, so their washer would be just a thin wall away from mine?

Go home, watch the washer through an entire load to make sure there are no leaks.  Go extract as much water as I can from the carpet, it is only wet in this weird 2 by 3 foot area at the foot of the stairs.  No need to panic, I suppose,  but no one told me these things happen when you decide to buy your own place.  And you can’t just call the main office in a dither and have someone come fix it.  You have to fix it.  Or worse yet decide what service person to call,  wait for them to come and pay them for a service call, even if they can’t do anything. No one told me, which I guess is just as well.  I kinda like it here.

 

Happy Birthday

No, it is not my birthday, but one of my favorite stories is how I got my name, Anne Marie.  Well, you see I was supposed to be Michelle. Actually, I was supposed to be Michael.  My mother was sure I was going to be a boy.  I was a surprise after all.  Mom had been told she couldn’t have kids and my parents had been married a little bit and, yep, surprise.  Time to sell the pool table so the baby can have a room.

This, of course,  was back in 1967 when fathers paced in a waiting room, smoking cigarettes and apparently watching TV while their wives gave birth.  I was born after Dad had been watching That Girl, hence I was named Anne Marie.  Mom wasn’t thrilled.  In fact, I rarely remember her using my name.  I was Casper, or some other nickname. Grandma liked Anne Marie but in one of the few fights I ever won with her, I decided about the age of six that I was Anne not Anne Marie.  Probably because I had announced that I got my middle name from my aunt Marie and was promptly told I was wrong.  Aunt Marie was cool, she walked around with a transistor radio in her back pocket and was always carrying a barn cat.   After that I was just Anne, but I still like the story behind my name.That Girl

It’s funny what students remember

Several years ago for professional reasons I changed schools.  Moving from one high school to the next nearest geographically had a few perks.  One of them was my first year some of my old students found their way in to visit me.  This was before heightened school security and it was great to see friendly faces.

“Hi Teacher,” followed by a big hug.

“Wait, you don’t go here,” was my confused reply.  He then explained his cousin did so he came to visit.  We can pretend he wasn’t supposed to be in school someplace else, okay?

“Do you remember when I set off the eyewash?”

Of course.  But why that should be the crowning memory of an entire year of chemistry I’ll never know.  But you don’t get to pick what other people think is important or funny or humorous.  The class was doing a relatively simple experiment adding measured amounts of salt to boiling water to see how it changed the boiling point.  His group added the salt and the water bubbled out of the beaker, all over the hotplate hissing and making a mess.  He jumps back off of his lab stool, good reflexes saving him from the boiling water, only to step on the foot pedal of the Emergency Eye Wash.  For some reason, known only to the architect that designed the school, close behind the back student lab station was the eyewash and safety shower.  This particular one had not only a hand lever, but a foot pedal too.  And an even “better” feature was the fact that the eye wash spouted water, into and beyond the bowl, until you manually pulled a bar back over the entire contraption.  So, from the front of the lab I make my way to the back, make sure no one is hurt, unplug the wet electric hot plate and reach into the full force fountains in the eye wash and turn it off.  My only thought was, great, now I have to try to get a custodian to mop up this mess.  But apparently this will be what he remembers about high school chemistry forever.

I assume what happened is similar to the “Water Boiled in Microwave Suddenly Explodes” chain emails of yesteryear.  See Snopes.

 

Hello world!

Hi!  As you may have guessed, my name is Anne.  There are a surprising number of people who pronounce that Annie, hence half the inspiration for the site name.  And yes, I am single.   Grandma passed on (I hate euphemisms, but that is what was going through my head) years ago and I think she was the last one that this bothered.

I am a high school chemistry and physics teacher and my summer project is starting a blog.  I hope to talk about teaching, pets, Christianity and the joys and trials of living alone.  I am the only child of an only child, both raised primarily by a single mother.  You may already see why I find living alone so advantageous.  If you keep reading this blog assuming I keep writing, you will quickly find out that my family tree has many broken branches.  But they all made made me who I am.